uh oh

HELLO PEOPLE OF the blogworld. It has been so long! SO what have i been doing these past few days? i returned to dallas, oh how i missed the humidity that keeps my skin so moisturized. I started school yesterday, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. no you can't, because it sucks. A day schedule: fail, so easy. B day: killer, and i'm supposed to switch into honors biology. oh yeah, that'll work real well. pre-cal honors is already stressing me out but i like all my teachers! which is a surprise. I have missed school though, and i enjoy our new shoes. and our uniforms (i missed those actually!) i also missed my friends, and being in a classroom environment. guess what? my computer screen cracked and it's making me really mad. i also can't wait until friday because i'm getting breakfast out in the morning. next week my friend MATT MATTIA is coming in so he can visit me. that will be pretty exciting! he's such a partier. it will be a fun time. I love life. I like my turtle and i'm happy and i miss julia and mary and margaret! i hope i can see you guys soon (i.e. ThanksGIVING [not THANKsgiving] yunno what i mean julia) but this here, is my life: wake up at 6. snooze it a couple times. brush teeth/look decent. get dressed, eat cereal (i feel pretty cool eating all alone downstairs...) drive to school alone. get my books. be alone all day. oh yeah, it's fun. then i go to classes. i eat and talk with my friends and then go home and eat and do homework. it's a routine, yeah i love it.

good night

Oh how I have learned things.

Today, I came to the realization that I kind of hate boys, a lot. Don't worry, I'm not into girls now (sorry, ladies lol jk) but why should I even bother with boys if all they're going to do is break my heart? What are boys even for? So you're probably all wondering, "oh what boys has jordan encountered recently that have fumbled with her heart strings?" well YOU'RE WRONG. it wasn't one boy that did something to me but i've been giving it a lot of thought. why are boys so cruel? let me be a boy: "Hi. I like you. Let's hang out. I think I'm in love with you. LOL JK I don't like you anymore. I like a boy, who's super cool and stuff. and that's fine, but i can't stop thinking about other retarded boys. they are so retarded. anyway, I'm in Utah with julia and I'm enjoying the mountains. kind of. they make me sneeze/be angry. i also don't like that everyone gives me the stank-eye here. it's rude. but today i got to see vampires suck and it was really stupid. but i laughed a lot. now it's time for sleepy, sorry this was so short.

sreeptime

SUNDAY OF FASTING AND NO COKE

This is me bein all cool and sunbured... not. I've had no food today. I'm a food-lover usually. and a FROZEN COKE ON SUNDAY LOVER. but today i have been fasting, which means no food or frozen coke. I wanted to go outside and tan but it's basically 3984932 degrees and I have no pool. the plan for now is to go tomorrow and then to swim. at the country club. alone of course. basically, I hate being on fire with heat and my whole house is really warm. wanna know why? mr. conservative (aka kendall jones) likes to keep the house a toasty 78 during the day so the bill won't be too high. oh nbd, we'll all just sit here and boil. I haven't had food today and all i've done was readmy bookk. which i'm still reading. i haven't even tried to read my book, i'm so tired. but yesterday i was at ihop and pretty much the whole place asked me about my book and it was stranged. i lied, i wasn't at ihop. i was at the original pancake house with my dad so we could discuss book ideas. weird right? i also got to fight with my friend today as always but we actually ended up talking about all her problems. just what i love to do. NOT. so right now in my life i don't like boys. i'm not going to lie, i'd like to have a strong boyfriend to hold me and tell me everything is okay, but i'm afraid that can't happen. boys fail and there are no attractive ones anywhere it seems like. i just want zac efron to love me. he doens't. so i hate boys for now because they're rude and they are such a waste of time. i think that's the plan for a while. things are getting pretty happy for me in my life though. i'm pretty happy and i am always tired, like right now. so time for a nap.

also, if you're reading this than thanks for your time but it's kind of a waste of it

A rough day, Squiddy

Today started out spectacularly. I woke up around 11:45 cause I got back from my late night partying at 1 am ish. What that really means is I was at my friend's house watching movies with her since her wisdom teeth were removed. Then on my way home with julia we decided to get Taco Bell since that's basically my favorite food of all time. So good... I got two cheese roll ups and ate them in like five seconds. If you haven't tried those yet, you need to. Anyway, when I woke up I decided to have some breakfast and I ate Cocoa Puffs with a small can of coke (the cute kinds). Sounds relaxing, right? It was. I even got to read my book (yes, the vampire book) and I was throughly enjoying this on my bed until I got a text from my best friend. See, I changed my status to: "playing with psyche healy today and then going to see a movie with Julia Jones and Margaret Jones". Psyche Healy is my friend kendall healy's pet rat and i promised ingrid healy (kendall's mom) that I would play with psyche while the family is in Canada so she won't get lonely. Anywayyyyyyyyyyy my friend texts me and asks me if i can hang out today. i told her that my mom said no because i have been involved in too many activities this week and i need to do chores. then she got mad at me and started texting me about random stuff. i don't need that, right? omg who does so i'm just like whatever i just want to go see THE OTHER GUYS with margaret and julia (i wish mary was here too) because i'm in LOVE with mark wahlberg. basically, i'm really excited for it and i need to get my chore done because my mom is yelling at me. I have to sort cards. it's so not fun.

RATER,

Jordan

HI GUYS SORRY I FORGOT TO WRITE THIS WEEK i know there's a large demand for my sweet posts.

anyway i've just been chillin this week, you know me, with all the boys and stuff. cool stuff. and reading and getting ready for shchool and stuff, DONE WITH MY ESSAY YEAH that is so good i mean everything is done i don't need to worry anymore but i hate babies and i like kittens and dogs and i really don't think that it's fun to facebook stalk hideous people. i'm pretty tired and i'm getting ready for bed because i want to have chick fil a tomorrow since their chicken biscuits are the shiz and then i'm going to the pool with margaret so i can sleep and get tan maybe which would be nice but i'm going to utah soon where i'll get white because utahans are retarded and talk strangely.

night and i will hopefully write more tomorrow and probs stuff that hopefully makes sense