SO OHMYGOSH LYK WHAT?

So pretty much when's the last time I even remembered that this bad boy exists? I don't even know. But seeing as it is 8:30 and I have no homework to do, i've made the decision to speak to the world. lets start with right now. i'm eating a bacon sandwich from potbelly's. its kind of really good. today i had like no homework to do at all because i finished it in free period. i don't even know what that's about cause i kind of thought i would have a lot of homework this week? OMGZ next week is the last one before christmas break. then i can just chill with roschti. for once. i miss her. and margaret. basically that means life is cool. so uhm wtf i'm so over drama in the family and he who shall not be named. it's getting ridiculous. i love harry potter and i want to watch it every day and i just can't. isn't that a problem? and all i want to do is sleep and cuddle with boys. why isn't life easier? oh and psyche died and it made me depressed. it just is sadness.

i love my bed and i hate being confused and i wish julia would call me more...

Woops

Looks like I forgot to post again. Maybe Julia will be happy, I don't know if she even checks my blog any more. I have finally made time to blog! Well, today has been an interesting day. Nancy has been sitting in bed watching movies and shows and looking through catalogues. I've traveled the city to get her McDonald's and Taco bell. I miss people. I took the SAT this morning and I hate vocabulary. I also can't wait to get some nice rest tonight because I never sleep. So there's my post for today

A couple crazy weeks

Wow. I forgot that I have a blog. Kind of like how i forgot about my Twitter account... strange how that works. Well, school has been uh-cuh-ray-uh-z. as usual. i took two tests today. an english one and a biology one. both were BS. like seriously the test didn't even make sense in my brain so i pretty much just took it and guessed on like half the multiple choice problems. as for english, well that puppy was not easy. I didnt have time to study my vocabulary and there were 50 vocabulary words on the test so guess what that means? jordan fails. i cant wait to see the C,D, or possible Fs I get on both of those. Tomorrow I have a government/economics test. that class is quite wonderful (I HATE HISTORY) and it surprises me because i never knew i could be so interested in a subject that has some history in it. maybe i wont fail the test tomorrow! so there's been tons of drama lately, as usual, but who wants to go into that? well short story: connor & i dont fight (COUGH JULIA i'm not crying over him?) and i want to marry fergus(on). who is fergus(on), you ask? fergus is in my french class, he's a cutie freshman who hates me because i annoy him... :D well he doesnt actually hate me but you know how it goes. i talk to him all the time and he just doesnt even care. it bothers me that his name is so short and it seems like he should be ferguson so i spell his name/call him fergus(on). some people even call him fergie, HAHA. THAT'S a knee-slapper. so mom just got back from NY and i missed her and it was sad without her but this weekend is going to be a family date: otiginal house of pancakes PLUS seeing devil, THAT i will enjoy. so julia, since i know you're reading this, you should start/keep writing that chapter in my book. I think i'm going to work more on it this weekend. GEESH college is coming up i don't even want to look at applications let alone go to SAT prep classes (2x a week what IS that?!) but basically i missed my class last saturday so this saturday i'll be in there for FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT. yeah, try living my life. you'll fail hard. and also, me and the friend zone seem to just be pretty good friends right now. kill me why don't you?

JULIA, call me and tell me about your fun life.

i never sleep so i think it's time to get to bed because seminary is in like... 4 and a half hours. wow. i'm a dead person...... :)

this week....end

so school this week was kind of a fail. every day was long and tedious and homework takes up so much time. i'm always hungry. i'm sick at the moment, and i've been craving a potbelly's sandwich all day. i had a really fun night last night, basically i went to the mall and saw the last exorcism and it FAILED hard core. there was nothing good about it, seriously. like who makes movies like that. anyway, i have no school on monday because of LABOR day so that means happiness... i'm going to sleep all the time this weekend. EXCEPT FOR I'M SICK. being sick sucks because no one believes i'm sick but i really am and it doesn't feel good. so much coughing, and i don't even have a voice. i had a milk shake today but i'm pretty happy and i like having fun. my friends are being weird...what's changed? i have a new favorite saying: "bet you'd like to know" i say it all the time. today i saw "get low" and it was so weird but funny and it made me sad. and made me think (ew) but i recommend seeing that movie. i hate not being able to sleep and that was me last night AND now. i'm supposed to be cleaning my room because it's nasty but who wants to do that? anyway, dad and zach are at like a rangers game or something oh i lied it's a&m so i'm at home with mom and i think we're gonna cuddle and have fun and maybe eat out for fun

uh oh

HELLO PEOPLE OF the blogworld. It has been so long! SO what have i been doing these past few days? i returned to dallas, oh how i missed the humidity that keeps my skin so moisturized. I started school yesterday, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. no you can't, because it sucks. A day schedule: fail, so easy. B day: killer, and i'm supposed to switch into honors biology. oh yeah, that'll work real well. pre-cal honors is already stressing me out but i like all my teachers! which is a surprise. I have missed school though, and i enjoy our new shoes. and our uniforms (i missed those actually!) i also missed my friends, and being in a classroom environment. guess what? my computer screen cracked and it's making me really mad. i also can't wait until friday because i'm getting breakfast out in the morning. next week my friend MATT MATTIA is coming in so he can visit me. that will be pretty exciting! he's such a partier. it will be a fun time. I love life. I like my turtle and i'm happy and i miss julia and mary and margaret! i hope i can see you guys soon (i.e. ThanksGIVING [not THANKsgiving] yunno what i mean julia) but this here, is my life: wake up at 6. snooze it a couple times. brush teeth/look decent. get dressed, eat cereal (i feel pretty cool eating all alone downstairs...) drive to school alone. get my books. be alone all day. oh yeah, it's fun. then i go to classes. i eat and talk with my friends and then go home and eat and do homework. it's a routine, yeah i love it.

good night

Oh how I have learned things.

Today, I came to the realization that I kind of hate boys, a lot. Don't worry, I'm not into girls now (sorry, ladies lol jk) but why should I even bother with boys if all they're going to do is break my heart? What are boys even for? So you're probably all wondering, "oh what boys has jordan encountered recently that have fumbled with her heart strings?" well YOU'RE WRONG. it wasn't one boy that did something to me but i've been giving it a lot of thought. why are boys so cruel? let me be a boy: "Hi. I like you. Let's hang out. I think I'm in love with you. LOL JK I don't like you anymore. I like a boy, who's super cool and stuff. and that's fine, but i can't stop thinking about other retarded boys. they are so retarded. anyway, I'm in Utah with julia and I'm enjoying the mountains. kind of. they make me sneeze/be angry. i also don't like that everyone gives me the stank-eye here. it's rude. but today i got to see vampires suck and it was really stupid. but i laughed a lot. now it's time for sleepy, sorry this was so short.

sreeptime

SUNDAY OF FASTING AND NO COKE

This is me bein all cool and sunbured... not. I've had no food today. I'm a food-lover usually. and a FROZEN COKE ON SUNDAY LOVER. but today i have been fasting, which means no food or frozen coke. I wanted to go outside and tan but it's basically 3984932 degrees and I have no pool. the plan for now is to go tomorrow and then to swim. at the country club. alone of course. basically, I hate being on fire with heat and my whole house is really warm. wanna know why? mr. conservative (aka kendall jones) likes to keep the house a toasty 78 during the day so the bill won't be too high. oh nbd, we'll all just sit here and boil. I haven't had food today and all i've done was readmy bookk. which i'm still reading. i haven't even tried to read my book, i'm so tired. but yesterday i was at ihop and pretty much the whole place asked me about my book and it was stranged. i lied, i wasn't at ihop. i was at the original pancake house with my dad so we could discuss book ideas. weird right? i also got to fight with my friend today as always but we actually ended up talking about all her problems. just what i love to do. NOT. so right now in my life i don't like boys. i'm not going to lie, i'd like to have a strong boyfriend to hold me and tell me everything is okay, but i'm afraid that can't happen. boys fail and there are no attractive ones anywhere it seems like. i just want zac efron to love me. he doens't. so i hate boys for now because they're rude and they are such a waste of time. i think that's the plan for a while. things are getting pretty happy for me in my life though. i'm pretty happy and i am always tired, like right now. so time for a nap.

also, if you're reading this than thanks for your time but it's kind of a waste of it

A rough day, Squiddy

Today started out spectacularly. I woke up around 11:45 cause I got back from my late night partying at 1 am ish. What that really means is I was at my friend's house watching movies with her since her wisdom teeth were removed. Then on my way home with julia we decided to get Taco Bell since that's basically my favorite food of all time. So good... I got two cheese roll ups and ate them in like five seconds. If you haven't tried those yet, you need to. Anyway, when I woke up I decided to have some breakfast and I ate Cocoa Puffs with a small can of coke (the cute kinds). Sounds relaxing, right? It was. I even got to read my book (yes, the vampire book) and I was throughly enjoying this on my bed until I got a text from my best friend. See, I changed my status to: "playing with psyche healy today and then going to see a movie with Julia Jones and Margaret Jones". Psyche Healy is my friend kendall healy's pet rat and i promised ingrid healy (kendall's mom) that I would play with psyche while the family is in Canada so she won't get lonely. Anywayyyyyyyyyyy my friend texts me and asks me if i can hang out today. i told her that my mom said no because i have been involved in too many activities this week and i need to do chores. then she got mad at me and started texting me about random stuff. i don't need that, right? omg who does so i'm just like whatever i just want to go see THE OTHER GUYS with margaret and julia (i wish mary was here too) because i'm in LOVE with mark wahlberg. basically, i'm really excited for it and i need to get my chore done because my mom is yelling at me. I have to sort cards. it's so not fun.

RATER,

Jordan

HI GUYS SORRY I FORGOT TO WRITE THIS WEEK i know there's a large demand for my sweet posts.

anyway i've just been chillin this week, you know me, with all the boys and stuff. cool stuff. and reading and getting ready for shchool and stuff, DONE WITH MY ESSAY YEAH that is so good i mean everything is done i don't need to worry anymore but i hate babies and i like kittens and dogs and i really don't think that it's fun to facebook stalk hideous people. i'm pretty tired and i'm getting ready for bed because i want to have chick fil a tomorrow since their chicken biscuits are the shiz and then i'm going to the pool with margaret so i can sleep and get tan maybe which would be nice but i'm going to utah soon where i'll get white because utahans are retarded and talk strangely.

night and i will hopefully write more tomorrow and probs stuff that hopefully makes sense

Detoxes don't work.

So today, Julia and I thought it would be a good idea to start a detox diet so we could thoroughly clean our systems out before starting our life in a healthier way. The diet says to start out by drinking a glass of lemon water. Julia and I couldn't even finish it. It tasted so bad! Then we had to drink a glass with flaxseeds. That also wasn't good tasting, and I gagged twice. For breakfast, I had an apple and a strawberry. After that I couldn't stand a growling stomach so I caved and ate a couple of eggos. But trying was insanely difficult. Yesterday I laid out for three hours and got terribly burned with margaret. My whole body burns today, and I'm watching Aquamarine. I'm also trying to write my book (again) but paying attention isn't possible. Plus, I'm reading my books for school. It's a joy. I also road a bike yesterday but I feel like a fattie, always and I don't like it.

I forgot.

So this is me and my sister JULIA. Yesterday we sang Pocahontas and dressed up. It was a very exciting night but she got mad at me for forgetting to Blog yesterday, so here I am now. Yesterday, besides making videos/taking pictures of my dress-up party with Julia, I read a lot of my books. I read one at night and one during the day (good thing the stories are completely different.) Anyway, I had a pretty fun time yesterday shopping with my friend Ryan, my mom, Julia, and Margaret. Then I ate dinner and had a pretty fun time. Today I got to enjoy Chick-fil-a and I had a pretty good time working out and swimming. The only sad thing is that at the beginning of summer I got very tan and now it's fading because I'm never outside so my goal for tomorrow is to get up early for once in my life and actually get to the pool. I have a bad habit of going to bed at like 3 am and then waking up at noon or later. I also went to church tonight, where I went swimming and talked to some friends about scary movies, which I absolutely love. Something about being able to watch a movie that doesn't have important junk in it or a romance story is amazing to me, even though people in scary movies always have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Get real, EVERYONE IS SINGLE. Especially me, I'm a loner. But that's the way I like it. It makes focusing a lot easier. I just got home and I'm hopefully going to work on my book and by books for school, since it's coming up. I am SO not excited for school, and I'm not looking forward to all of the adults I know trying to make small talk by reminding me and asking, "So you ready for school?" or "School starts soon are you upset about that?" Of course I'm upset about it you weirdo, what kind of question is that? "No, I'M NOT READY FOR SCHOOL SO DON'T REMIND ME" is what I want to say, but what ends up happening is that I say "Oh, I guess" while they awkwardly laugh and I think about how much I don't want to go to school. Still, I have a bit left of summer which is nice so I'm going to hopefully be ready for the school year when it comes.

Peace & Blessings.

Some days it's useless to even try.

Fame is a fickle friend, Harry.

-Professor Gilderoy Lockhart

You know what else is a fickle friend? Weather. Yesterday, weather was nice and bright and beautiful. There were maybe two clouds in the sky, it wasn't too hot, and the sun was shining bright. That means that I could've gone outside, laid out, and attained a nice tan. Instead, i decided to stay inside and read because I was absolutely sure that tomorrow (today) would be the same weather. Today I wake up without looking out the window (as I always do.) I went downstairs and started to eat, then I read My Sister's Keeper while my mom, Nancy, struggled with the sprint store. Oh, she also watched HGTV (and still is) like she does every day and will until she's tired of it and ready to move on. Dad just came home and picked up Margaret's dog like a baby and is talking to us. Well, anyway, I was going to go swimming today but once we left the house we all realized that there is no sun in sight. There are dark, angry-looking clouds covering the sky which means two things. 1) I was very, very moronic yesterday when I thought that yesterday would be the same today. 2) The pool will be closed and I will not attain any tan today. So, I stayed inside and listened to mom argue with Sprint employees and I read my book. Eventually I got a text from my friend, Ryan, asking me to go over and spend some time with him.So I wait patiently until mom takes a short break from the phone and I try to put in a word. I ask, "mom, can I go over to Ryan's house for a bit?" and she replies with, "Oh, you're room isn't clean. You need to take care of that." So i spent some time getting out my anger and cleaning up my entire room. It took around two hours so I finally asked my mom a second time if I could go over. Her response was, "No, you can't go anywhere. Go get some groceries."Off I head to the grocery store to get ready for dinner. We'll be having some tacos, which I'm looking forward to. I've received numerous texts from a boy that I have been trying to ignore for a few days now, but he doesn't seem to get the point. That's very frustrating. Now I'm home from the grocery store, waiting patiently for dinner even though it's seven o'clock and my stomach is growling. I haven't showered in two or three days and I need to work out soon. Which I'm going to do. Basically, today is one of those days where getting out of bed really isn't doing you any good, because there's no point to your day. My plan for the night is to run on the elliptical, take a nice long shower, and then to eat dinner and relax in front of the TV under the blanket to enjoy a movie. My big problem though is that I ate most of my ice cream today and now the only ice cream left is the weird parts that I don't like to eat. HGTV is playing behind me and driving me basically insane, so hopefully the rest of my night will be a little calmer. Tomorrow should also be a good day because Julia and I are trying a detox diet that will flush out our systems so I'm pretty excited about that because my skin is falling apart. Anyway, have a good night.

A Sunday in the life of Jordan Jones

So this is my lover. Not because he has gorgeous abs or a smile that could make a grown man's heart hurt, but because he's a sassy individual with a wide range of talents. Today, I was awakened by my mother (who was waking Zach up for a shower) so I could get ready for church. I wasn't even taking a shower but I still had to get up at 7:30. I lazily got ready and went to church where I patiently (as patiently as I could be that is) waited for the two speakers to finish their talks concerning pioneers. In all honesty I wanted to die because they both had frowny faces and boring stories. After church I went home where I read some of my book, ate miniature tacos, and wrote my book. Yes, for all the thousands of people who read my blog in the future, I'm writing a book. A darn good one at that. It's all about my crazed family. So basically I have no friends, and that's tough, but I have fun. Today I went on a walk with the two dogs, dad, Julia, Margaret, John, and Zach. Now everyone is settling down as the time nears 9:00 (I won't be in bed soon though-- I'm a lurker of the night.) I enjoyed a delicious meal cooked my brother and I'm debating eating some ice cream because I already had two cupcakes, but life is hard and I should probably eat ice cream as often as possible. Anyway, time to write more of my book, I'll try to update everyone on my cool life tomorrow.