A Sunday in the life of Jordan Jones

So this is my lover. Not because he has gorgeous abs or a smile that could make a grown man's heart hurt, but because he's a sassy individual with a wide range of talents. Today, I was awakened by my mother (who was waking Zach up for a shower) so I could get ready for church. I wasn't even taking a shower but I still had to get up at 7:30. I lazily got ready and went to church where I patiently (as patiently as I could be that is) waited for the two speakers to finish their talks concerning pioneers. In all honesty I wanted to die because they both had frowny faces and boring stories. After church I went home where I read some of my book, ate miniature tacos, and wrote my book. Yes, for all the thousands of people who read my blog in the future, I'm writing a book. A darn good one at that. It's all about my crazed family. So basically I have no friends, and that's tough, but I have fun. Today I went on a walk with the two dogs, dad, Julia, Margaret, John, and Zach. Now everyone is settling down as the time nears 9:00 (I won't be in bed soon though-- I'm a lurker of the night.) I enjoyed a delicious meal cooked my brother and I'm debating eating some ice cream because I already had two cupcakes, but life is hard and I should probably eat ice cream as often as possible. Anyway, time to write more of my book, I'll try to update everyone on my cool life tomorrow.